monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

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"It’s that thing when you’re with someone and you love them and they know it and they love you and you know it but it’s a party and you’re both talking to other people and you’re laughing and shining and you look across the room and catch each other’s eyes. But not because you’re possessive, or it’s precisely sexual, but because that is your person in this life and it’s funny and sad but only because this life will end and it’s this secret world that exists right there. In public. Unnoticed. That no one else knows about. It’s sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist all around us but we don’t have the ability to perceive them. That’s what I want out of a relationship. Or just life, I guess."


Frances Ha (via notebookings)
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humansofnewyork:

"Her parents know about me. They just don’t know about us."

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

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gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

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lisasterle:

will graham shirts & canvases and posters

if you can’t beat them, eat them (¬‿¬)

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asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

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samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

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bilboshairytoes:

nothing breakes my heart more than donna noble

she started her adventures with the doctor thinking she was nothing, then after learning how brilliant she was, he had to make her forget to save her life.

i know she’ll never know the difference, but he does. 

and that breaks my heart. 

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astrocas:

DW GRAPHIC BATTLE  |  astrocas (haelwings) vs. kilodalton 

↪ topic: One side character

Vincent Van Gogh

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…it would be a crime, it would be an act of vandalism, to disassemble you.

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hiptoyourjive:

Like 50% of girls are hot and like 4% of boys are hot

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betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

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Rumbelle meme: [3/5] quotes 

I learned a long time ago, that when you find something, that’s worth fighting for, you never give up.
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