a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
"Her parents know about me. They just don’t know about us."
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
if you can’t beat them, eat them (¬‿¬)
me: I got shot 4 times
school nurse: lmao just put ice on it
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
nothing breakes my heart more than donna noble
she started her adventures with the doctor thinking she was nothing, then after learning how brilliant she was, he had to make her forget to save her life.
i know she’ll never know the difference, but he does.
and that breaks my heart.
↪ topic: One side character
Vincent Van Gogh
…it would be a crime, it would be an act of vandalism, to disassemble you.
Like 50% of girls are hot and like 4% of boys are hot
i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files